Eating rice with stilts

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.

Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.

by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010

conger eels and rice

1. a meal that londoners eat on holiday in thailand
2. a bush mouthpiece

1. "oi, bring us a nuvva plate of that conga eels 'n' rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"

by theWestHamfan December 4, 2003

dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.

"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"

by chachaddict April 18, 2009

Special Fried Rice

A cock infection that makes your dick look like it's been dipped in special fried rice.

The male version of bluewaffle disease.

"So I went down on him and his wang was covered in special fried rice"

by Biomech April 4, 2010

rice bowl

see: punani,pussy,vagina etc.

i put my chopstick in her rice bowl

by dane January 10, 2004

bat fried rice

A lapse in judgement that results in one's resignation or firing.

Dude! That Tweet was total bat fried rice! I'm going to miss you around the office...

by fjlskefu April 22, 2020

throw the rice in the fire

To go bat-shit crazy and do something extremely impulsive and self-destructive.

Did you see what Britney did to her hair? She really threw the rice in the fire.

Origin: on Survivor season 28 J'Tia gets pissed at her tribe because she thinks she is going to voted out, and throws the tribe's rice in the fire out of spite. Brandon also threw his tribe's rice in the fire on season 26.

(Throw the rice in the fire)

by Elmore Leonard April 21, 2014