paint my tits

blow a load of cum on boobs

While I was jerking off she said: "paint my tits baby"

by tjt1218 October 18, 2013

paintbrush dick

A "paintbrush dick" is a semi-erect penis. Not hard enough to insert, instead bends like a paintbrush. I first heard it on Jim Norton's "Mouth Full of Shame" special.

He was so drunk last night all I got was paintbrush dick.

by Unchbo March 20, 2017

Paint the Taint

The act of a man pulling his cock out just before orgasm and ejaculating on a woman's crotch, coating it from pussy to ass.

Just as I was about to cum I felt the need to paint the taint so I pulled out and sprayed her crotch with a ferocity and volume I have never known before.

by Kip Derringer February 25, 2019

PAINter

an artist who stays up tp 4am to finish a drawing or a painting, has a fucked up sleep schedule, and probably hasnt seen the sun in three days.

1: Oh yes, that piece is lovely, what kind of painter are you?
2: im a PAINter.
1: excuse me?
2: check urban dictionary.

by shhscdhsbsjdk May 22, 2020

pinteezy

When someone lets you down. Usually they'll say something, but then do the old bait and switch.

"I can't believe I just got pinteezyd."

by spamsational October 26, 2020

protein paint

n. Semen. v. to but a nut; typically on someone.

Then I pulled out an liberally protein painted her slutty face.

by bust-a-nut babe December 14, 2006

Candy paint kicks

Candy paint kicks are some fresh brightly colored sneakers!

Damn check out them candy paint kicks!

by Samwizzle October 24, 2007