porn hair

When one's hair is slicked back, curly, and uncombed, resembling the appearance of a pornstar after an intense session.

After an encounter with kyla cole in the movie In Diana and the temple of Poon, I left the set with porn hair, while eating a jizz muffin.

by macowzke 927 September 8, 2003

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Solitaire porn

The art of playing a solitare on a slow computer whilst waiting for porn to load in the background

Man 1:My computers so slow I've resorted to fucking solitaire porn
Man 2:Allow that

by Bobby-bastard April 24, 2008

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Porn ambush

(verb); To suddenly expose someone to graphic images or video of hardcore pornographic materials.

(noun); A spontanious showing of pornographic material unbeknownst to the recipients.

(verb); I totally porn ambushed Mack while he was watching television.

(noun); Dude he got you with that porn ambush last night Mack.

by sneakyhighwaters August 27, 2009

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porn enthusiast

Noun: One who enjoys the sexual pleasures of porn

You are a porn enthusiast

by Haydey June 29, 2008

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European Porn

Porn scripted, directed, and produced in Europe, targeted for people who would rather watch it over reading one of Rush Limbaugh's shit filled books.

Rush Limbaugh: For crying out loud Brian, read my book! Judge for yourself.

Brian: Ah, I'd sooner spend the night watching European porn.

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Woman: Hashnork!
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Man: KALALOOOOL!!
Woman: ARKARUDAAA!!

by Anonymous3892 October 5, 2010

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