Cat Poop

What weed looks like to some moms.

*Knocks on door and walks in to room

Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?

Me: ...because it is weed.

Mom: Can I see it?

Me. ...sure.

Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!

by Sean Pollock July 17, 2013

poop flakes

Tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats

Looks like it's time to clean the bathroom. The poop flakes are piling up!

by speckled jim October 19, 2010

poop finger

When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.

Aw man I have poop finger after that nasty poo.

by BobnRob October 24, 2008

Birthday poop

The absolute best, as in more emphatic than "the shit".

You see that dope new Britney Spears video, bro? Yo man, that was birthday poop!

by McArr October 28, 2009

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

from the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show. Standard insult given by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog. Used at the end of a sentence to change a comment/statement/compliment into an insult or put-down. Notice the context of the sentence examples to see how to use it (or decline to use it.)

good time to use it: Oh yes, I just bought your new CD, Ashlee, and it is the greatest thing in the world.....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
bad time to use it: Mom, can you make some Rice Krispies treats......FOR ME TO POOP ON? *gets smacked by Mom, then Dad, then by the rest of the family*

by earpuller December 28, 2005

Poop Snap

A small amount of Cocaine that is snorted in the form of a line or the scooping method. Just enough to make you wanna take a Poop.

"Dude I'm so Drunk I need a Poop Snap or I'm going to fall over"

"Dude I just took a Poop Snap do you have a Cigarette"

by Mark Sniff January 4, 2008

sky poop

The act of acrobatically climbing atop of a bathroom stall, facing the door, pulling down your pants and firing a turd down into the toilet. Sometimes unskilled sky poopers may attempt this stunt, resulting in a misfire, creating a mess for the bathroom maintenance staff.

I was bored at the office the other day, so I decided to practice my sky poop during my lunch break.

by Charles X Moss June 17, 2010