Pesooj

A creature who can transform into a human who finds a target who will talk to him and then stalks his target until the end of his life. Pesoojes are also incredibly nature/forest/woods obsessed with many of them bringing large med kits with them everywhere. They way you can tell a Pesooj from a regular person is through their laugh. Pesoojes laughs is a combination of seagull noises and window wiping. Most Pesoojes vision is not very good, therefore they have nerdy glasses on. Pesoojes also are hard to get rid of the way they lay 50000 eggs per year, luckily, Pesoojes are pretty easy to tell apart from their mean and arrogant behavior with other people instead of their targets.

A Pesooj just recently captured my friend Konard in his stalker trap, luckily the people around the Pesooj knew the procedure to evacuate the Pesooj.

by sumsarious the III February 13, 2023

Pesh

Pesh

I pesh you a lot.
You are a pesh.
Wow, that’s a pesh moment.

by Queenze February 23, 2023

Pesbian

A lesbian woman who falls in love with a straight male. A term straight men use to fetishize lesbian women.
(according to Future and Young Thug)

she not a lesbian, for P, she turn Pesbian

by vamxpstarz March 14, 2023

Pesky-tarian

Somebody who solely dines from his partners crotch

“My girlfriend has only loves me MORE since I went pesky-tarian”

by ImContributing March 23, 2023

pesozuh

a rapper that asian women are in love with

zoned out by pesozuh

by yournextdoorneighbors April 3, 2023

pESSA FOOUUUHH

this is the Japanese word for PS4 according to Laughter Beetle glasses guy idk what to put here

YESSS, I GOT A pESSA FOOUUUHH

by bruhmomenter421 April 5, 2023

Pessi

Pessi is known to ghost games without penalties. He pays referees for penalties and dives even though there is no penalty.

He is most known for roaming the streets of Paris looking for penalties

I just saw a pessi today!

by Big dicky nigga balls April 13, 2023