pearl earing

When A guy Cums on his girlfriends ear.

omg, tanner gave me a pearl earing last night!

by fallenxangelxx December 22, 2008

Pearl Harbored

When you take a shit and the toilet water splashes up and hits your but, or anus

I hate when I take a massive dump and I get pearl harbored.

by PilotJones February 23, 2014

pearl necklace

a male species of human prefrebly uper class ejaculates around a womens neck producing a white pearl necklase

that pearl necklace looks wonderfull on you dear

by Patoola the grey December 22, 2004

pearl necklace

To "play pearl necklace" is to turn your perfectly innocuous conversation into something that could sound incredibly filthy, just at the time when someone comes into earshot, then observing their reaction and deriving much hilarity thereof. Derived from the original and most popular catchphrase to use when playing.

*waiting for the bus*
CheShA:"...So you comin out tonight? I fancy getting cheggers"
*bus arrives*
Tido:"Yeah, I reckon. Where you fancy going?"
*bus door opens*
CheShA: "...So then I gave her a pearl necklace.... 2 to town please Mr Bus driver"
Bus Driver: "....!!"

by CheShA March 2, 2005

Pearl Milling Company

n. A building or abode formerly used as a brothel that has been reclaimed and converted into a stable.

Whenever a female horse enthusiast visits the Pearl Milling Company on W. 35th St. they are always a little creeped out when they learn of its rich and storied history.

by Yüng Stallion February 9, 2021

Cleveland Pearl Necklace

Like a normal Pearl Necklace, but it involves feces instead of semen.

Yo, I totally gave Cindy a Cleveland Pearl Necklace last night, she really enjoyed having a poop trail on her chest!

by 123jmandogperson October 19, 2011

Jasmine Dragon Pearls

A sex act that is a combination of the "angry dragon" and "teabagging," in which the receiving partner swallows ejaculate, passes it through their nose, then has their partner drag their testicles across their semen-covered face, creating the illusion of "pearls." Named for a flavor of tea.

"My girlfriend and I tried some kinky shit last night - she let met give her some jasmine dragon pearls!"

by ilikefishsticks April 15, 2009