Pork balls

When your balls hurt extremely bad

Dude I have pork balls

by Tummy monkey Monday February 5, 2015

Pork

Pork ... If you call someone a pork, you think that they are unpleasant in some way, especially that they are greedy or unkind.

transitive Vulgar Slang. To engage in sexual intercourse with (another). Used especially of a man. Origin of pork. Middle English from Old French porc pig from Latin porcus ; see porko- in Indo-European roots.

Come here pork.
Go away pork.
Shut up pork.

by #shrek.party December 12, 2019

Pork Opinion

a controversial or unpopular opinion.

"Man this Putin guy is really cool"

"That's a pork opinion"

by porkchop1994 March 2, 2022

Pork Dunker

One who inserts (dunks) his penis (pork) into an orifice; typically a vagina or anus.

Scott, "Hey how'd the date with Debra go last night?"
Mickey, "Brah, it was awesome, I totally Dunked my Pork in Debra last night"
Scott, "Brah, you are the smoothest Pork Dunker in these here parts"

by Spacehaus October 27, 2010

trailer pork

The act of having sex in a trailer park, often preformed by rednecks.

"Did you and your cousin have a good trailer pork?"

by SaggyButternubs February 2, 2017

Pesky pork chopper

A police helicopter flying and circling overhead

A&B carrying a ladder across a field when A hears and sees it.

"Sh*t, it's a pesky pork chopper!"

"F*ck...get down and don't move"

Also heard in cypress hill song "Dr GreenThumb"

by Knobbyhedgeend August 30, 2013

Porked

When a male is fucking another person, and when they're about to cum they say " oink oink" or squeal like a pig ( each to their own) and as the partner looks up at you, you whisper " did you like my pork sausage"

Jesse: I porked my girl lastnight

George: oh really bro did she like your pork sausage

by Jesus the King May 7, 2016