phat poon

when you take a fat shit on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it and picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back up there.

me and my girl phat pooned yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday

by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021

poon fart

a queef

"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"

by anonymous January 27, 2021

flabba poon tang

something a ranga said

tell nat i say flabba poon tang

by anonymous February 11, 2021

Poon

A really normal person. Possibly the only one

Hey poon you little normal fuck why are you hanging around with such weirdos?

by PJandJ123 February 13, 2021

Poon

When u have a drag on a high Nic hoon when ur sitting on the dunny and u get the Nic shits

“Oi cunt imma boost gotta have a poon”

by Youngslayer69 February 23, 2021

Poon

A common term in south west Florida used to refer to Tarpon in fishing.

Wanna go out on the boat and catch some poon

by Fishingtyler23 March 20, 2021

Poon Haggler

A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men

The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler

by tankbanger November 15, 2012