When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.
Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!
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