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the Ohio State Buckeyes 

OSU (Ohio State University's) football team. Wins a lot. Even wins when they lose three quarter backs and have to go to the fourth string. Evens wins if they have to cheat. Also, they play a team to the North every year just to remind them that they always win.
Let's take a look at the top ranked teams. 1.) the Ohio State Buckeyes. Man I wish I lived in Ohio...
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akron ohio 

A diverse area with a large multitude of cultural influence. Certain celebrity's such as Lebron James, Club Drugs(Mike Burkley) , and John Legend all originated from here. Home of Akron University, Zubs, and Tuesday's at Thursday's.
Akron Ohio is the place to be.
akron ohio by Dr. Feelgood August 17, 2016

andover ohio

Andover Ohio is a small town in Northeast Ohio in Ashtabula County. The town is hopelessly boring and pathetic as is all of its residents. It's very mundane. There is no entertainment, shopping or food choices. High school kids resort to sitting around on the Andover Square on Friday nights revving their parents car engines and trying to make their lives sound interesting. Small minded community. Limited breeding options. Tourists flock there every summer to go fishing in Pymatuning and swim in the stank beach. The schools are horrible. Not only do they get the lowest test scores in the county, they are nicknamed "Pregnant Valley" due to the number of very young girls who get pregnant. They actually had a school program for pregnant or young mothers to attend. By young I mean 12-13 year old kids. The only school with that program in the county. The schools football team is pitiful
"Where is Andover Ohio?"

"It's a place you go when you have no hopes or dreams for a better life"
andover ohio by Crazybutcute December 27, 2016

minster ohio

a small town of kind, yet ignorant and racially insensitive whites
"why does everyone dress the same here?"
"bruh, its minster ohio"
minster ohio by hate ohio July 25, 2017

mechanicsburg ohio 

A village in which everyone is either a meth head or heroin addict. If you're not you're the target. Pizza shops on every corner, next to your local cornfield.
"I've heard of it I never thought that place really existed." "I heard Mechanicsburg is like a void or blackhole, once you go in you never come out til you die." Mechanicsburg Ohio

Cedarville, Ohio 

A place in Ohio with a per capita of about $9,000. A little below 1/5 of people living in Cedarville are below the poverty line. This is a rather large number because the town itself is only about a square mile in size. There really is no wealthy people living in Cedarville and the majority of the people here live the simple life. People from this part of Ohio are sheltered from real life scenarios, but show their ignorance by thinking they know everything.
Natasha: Lets drive to Cedarville, Ohio

Andrew: No, nothing does on there and the people are boring and sheltered.
Cedarville, Ohio by hardworkingjoe December 7, 2010

The Ohio Mudslick 

The act of taking a large dump but getting so distracted on your phone or any device that you forget to wipe. This results in feces sitting in your anal cavern for the rest of the day until you take another crap.
I forgot to wipe this morning cause I was watching Fortnite videos! Now I have the Ohio mudslick