We need to get our teeth around this monkey

When you need to grasp a situation that could be a little wild or crazy.

"Listen up, everyone. We have some service issues and we need to get our teeth around this monkey!"

by monkeywrangler2016 June 12, 2016

i need something random to search

what you searched

"Hey thomas, afdgvbsiydfvg tysrfvtywsafdvbiatsvfdituavscdiufvasdftyvaisdtvfiv." "I hear your point Joe, but alisyugfd iauyssrfnsrgfbysyfovudvsvsadyfvdfhslajsdhvvhsadoyasdy asdvsuv svsavs sdvasdfiasdfoasdf"

Ugggggggghhhhhh, nothing to search. Oh! I know! Lets search... "i need something random to search" Oh! There is actually a definition! Wow!

by Albatrozz310 February 6, 2018

I need those

A *partly* sarcastic way of saying you like someting ugly or funny

*sees a pair of high sole pink crocs*
-Omg
-Yes

-I need those

by Somegirlout.there April 5, 2022

Hooker you need me

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.

Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...

by Skwhirl May 16, 2013

When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studie

Fictional sources made up by yourself.

Our world is one which is unable to accurately acknowledge the past, and the toughness of the situations that occured in the past because our own view is so ascewed to that of people from even a centery ago. Despite this people attempt to use our own morals and ethics in order to deem whether or not past events were appropiate, which is something that cannot be done -Charles Gentley inventor of When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studies

by Charles gentley February 20, 2017

Things that need to die

Anything that we would put in a war or dangerous situation in our stead due to reasons other than political or fear. This can more simply be described as general hate/dislike/dustrust. Though this list can have bias, the same few people or group make it onto this list. They are
* Furries
* Weebs
* Fanboys
* Hoes/Whores "unless dire situation or other good reason"
* Annoying Vegans
* Whoever uses more than a puff of Axe body spray

That annoying vegan over there is getting put on my list of Things that need to die

The furries that hang around this area are Things that need to die

by Anime Patrol February 6, 2020

You don't need long nails

You don't need long nails

You don't need long nails

by Real Alberto June 7, 2022