rabbit's nest

one's cock and/or balls, especially when chaffed and swollen

please pad my rabbit's nest!!

by nurse jenny July 18, 2006

Hobo-ish-ness

Some words just aren't words for a reason.

Laura: "Hobo-ish-ness is a word!"
Matt: "Use it in a sentence."
Laura: "There is definitely something hobo-ish-ness about that hobo."
Matt: "I now feel dumber listening to you."

by TheQuietMan November 20, 2009

Valentines-less-ness

A term used to describe not having a valentine on Valentine's Day. Often leads to depression and sleep deprivation. Many people are subject to Valentines-less-ness because they are the "Just friends" kind of person.

Jack: You got a Valentine, too??
Patrick: yep..
Jack: Shit, I'm depressed..
Patrick: Dude, your valentines-less-ness is bumming me out.

by Alex J. Burton February 14, 2010

Nesia

A large man that loves to drink cheap liquor, gyrates when nervous, and eats everything in his path. He sometimes stores small porkchops in his bellybutton.

I went over to Nesia's and he was celebrating an LSU touchdown by gyrating uncontrollably while hammered

by Stranger_4407 December 16, 2011

hornet's nest

The sensation of intercourse (or any penetration into the vaginal orifice) when a woman has a yeast infection.

"After I had sex with a yeast infection, I told my boyfriend that I would never have a hornet's nest again."

by R_M_C September 23, 2005

Birds Nest

a sexual act when the male takes his balls and wraps them around the female partners hair; as to look like a birds nest with two little eggs, tweet tweet!!!!!

early in the morning my girl awoke to find my balls nestled softly in a nest of hair....her hair...I gave her a Birds Nest.......TWEET TWEET!!!!!

by Mr. Trout 2 June 20, 2006

Nessie

Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures

You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!

by Prophets Of Norris! September 7, 2009