brown nailing

When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing

Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...

by Groundsack101 August 8, 2021

crusty nail

Crusty nails is what you have!!

She got crusty nails they funky

by Funkyfunk August 14, 2021

blimp nails

Coke nails on a big gurl

Look at baby girls blimp nails, dang gurl

by Eddie Torres E.T. August 22, 2021

Hump Nails

Long acrylic nails with a curve or "hump" to them. Mostly done in bright colors or dramatic art. Most popular in the early 90s hip hop fashion

Them hump nails is pretty af

by Cha Cha the great August 27, 2021

dirty nailea

To eat someone's apple, then stick a turtle up their ass and rip all their limbs apart and eat them. Mmmm chicken legs.

Oh look at that kinky monster, what a dirty nailea.

by Hazelnut cream September 8, 2021

Abnormal nail

When your small toenail grows right the way round your toe instead of forward leading to a painful and unattractive toe

Jim: my nail is growing round the side of my toe

James:that abnormal nail mate

Jim:oh Yr having a giggle

by Wjfb September 12, 2021

Syd nail

A clump of hot dipped galvanized nails

God dammit!!! another fucking syd nail

by anonymous September 26, 2021