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Nickelback

The most brutal, violent, satanist band you’ll ever see or hear. Their lyrics would make the toughest metalhead throw up and gouge their eyes out. Their sound is so brutal it makes your ears bleed. They say that if you say Nickelback three times in the dark Satan itself will appear, and will tell you:

« Look at this picture. »

What happens next is unknown, but if the person survives they must put uncooked Ramen on their heads for three days or else they die an horrible death. Cannibal Corpse is a pussy band compared to the unholy visceral beast that is Nickelback. No band will EVER be as underrated and violent as Nickelback.

...Shit, I said the name three times. It’s dark.
« Nickelback is trve metal. Haterz are fockin poserz. »
by Individual of Truth October 19, 2019
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Nickelback

Having sex with a person an and blast ur hot steamy sticky cum in the booty for only a nickel
Oh yeah I picked up a girl on the streets and we had a nickelback
by R u feeling it now mr crabs December 3, 2019
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nickeled

To pay many small additional expenses (that you think are unnecessary/unfair).
We're all so used to being nickeled.
by LukeLeva January 16, 2021
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nickelman

The state of being awesome. If you come across a person with this name, they like to be referred to as Nimen. Nickelmans are always the most intelligent. Do NOT let a Nickelman go. They will remember you. Also, all nickelmans love ducks. DUck 4 life.
Woah, I met a nickelman today, she kinda hot :P
by sloth shit :P February 2, 2021
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Nickelodeon

A kids channel that used to be great back in 1990-2007, with great shows like Rugrats, Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold, Ren and Stimpy, Invader Zim, and Avatar: The Last Airbender. Since 2008, the network became trash and awful as this network overplays SpongeBob and The Loud House way too much.
9 year old kid: I LOVE NICKELODEON SO MUCH, N MEH FAVORITE SH0WZ IZ TEH LOUD H0USE!!!!!!!!11111

Adult: Bruh, The Loud House is overrated. You don't even know what Nickelodeon means. Go watch other Nickelodeon shows than just The Loud House.
by Cohenfan31 August 10, 2021
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Nickelodeon Groan

A reassuring groan and/or sentence used to show the audience that a character survived something they clearly shouldn't have. This is usually done to appease the censors and ensure the rating isn't artificially jacked up as a result. The term was originally coined by moderately popular cartoon reviewer "Overanalyzing Avatar".
There it is again, that stupid Nickelodeon Groan.
by Weegeeman November 26, 2021
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nickelodeon all star brawl

Lucy Loud is op
Nickelodeon all star Brawl is a Nickelodeon platform fighter
by Bryan Ramirez December 29, 2021
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