Watermelon Moose Leopard

To engage in sex with a black woman that has a cameltoe (see Moose Lips) while growling from the pleasure of the act

Carl: Yesterday i saw this chick and gave her the best Watermelon Moose Leopard ever
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did

by y e e t y d e l i t y November 17, 2025

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

Mooseing

The act of inserting both thumbs in the anus with fingers stretched out giving the ass "Moose antlers"

My penis was not big enough so I did some Mooseing with thumbs on both sides of my cock.

by The Clock Worker November 6, 2015

moose basing

something to do with drugs

We are moose basing. - H

by TaskManager January 3, 2025

moose years

When you turn 33

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!

by Greyk March 22, 2024

Moose

Moose is one of the chillest people you will ever meet, he’s shy when he’s in a crowd or with people doesn’t know but if he’s comfortable with you he is awesome. He is a gamer and rather play games then socialize, he also gets very sad all the time for no reason and if he is dating someone and they get along well he will get semi attached and when they leave he’s a broken.

dude: hey did you see moose?
dude 2: yeah i heard he was pretty chill
dude: yeah your 100% right

by Mooseonomy March 6, 2021

Moose Juice

When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..

Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.

Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.

Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.

Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.

Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper

Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.

Dude 1: Fuck you bro

by BrownKernalTip October 23, 2023