Vom monster

This is what you become after a day, morning, or night of non stop puking! Not always related to drinking but the most common cases are.

After a combination of wine, beer, and fireball last night I turned into a Vom monster all night and into this morning.

by TNT1980 August 26, 2016

Cookie Monster

A reverse Snuffalouphagous

"Yeah she's cute, but her shit stinks."

"What? How do you know?"

"I gave her a Cookie Monster last night"

by bfunk_brian April 6, 2009

rack monster

A woman with exceedingly large breasts.

Anna Nicole Smith will always be my favorite Playboy rack monster.

by Mark Firestone December 30, 2008

Monster Truck

To get wasted and break stuff/people/pets in Grave Digger fashion.

Bob : Lamp :: Monster truck : Ford Festiva

by Bob1/2 March 1, 2009

Smoke Monster

A plot mechanism designed to disguise the fact that the writer hasn't closed a plot hole. Often used in lame TV shows that make their money from convincing the audience that they have some deep meaning when in fact they are making it up as they go along.

Lostie, Season 2: I bet the smoke monster is some deep metaphysical representation of the life force that is harnessed on the island!
Lostie, Season 7: Wait, they've all been dead this entire season???

by Betrayed Lostie June 6, 2011

sea monster

A singular or group party of ugly dyke bitches. Which at first glance, you believe they came out from under a rock from the bottom depths of the ocean.

I transferred into a new oceanography class, and I immediately regret my decision, because all the bitches are a bunch of sea monsters.

by jHOWz January 9, 2006

Grudge Monster

Any of the now-familiar creepy ghosts in Japanese horror/thriller films. Aka ghost children, women with long black hair, crawly people on a ceiling, and crawly people coming out of television sets.

So named after the various forms of ghost as seen in The Grudge.

I'm too scared to go get your stuff out of the closet alone, because a Grudge Monster might get me!

by Lola Binkerd February 7, 2008