mom biel

She is a black goddess who eats all these hoes up and never lets anyone get in her way

I need to be like mom biel
She is hot like mom biel
she’s so mom biel vinyl

by Baddieseast November 21, 2023

Mom Talk

When a female starts talking to you like a mother in a disappointed tone like they’re trying to get get information out of you while staying calm.

“Bro that girl just gave me a mom talk and now I want to call her mommy”

by TheMasterDiguiser November 22, 2023

mom brown

The darkened skin between a woman’s thighs, usually on mothers.

Hey, have you see Jenny’s mom brown, it’s proper dark.

by DadBrown May 28, 2024

mom cringe

A mom or mother figure who continuously makes uncool jokes to make her seem less cool. As in trying to use slang but ends up looking like a uncool biach.

Daughter: Bye, love you mom!
Mom: *Struggles to make a heart with middle finger and pointer finger like a gen z being a millennial
Daughter: Mom you’re so cringe
Mom: *Flips daughter off
Daughter: It doesn’t even feel offensive when you flip me off because it’s coming from you
Daughter: This is the definition of “mom cringe”

by reesiespeecies June 2, 2024

Mom-ala

AHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! I have a better change of actually ending up with Jennifer Lawrence than she does of being president.

Hym "Tip to Mom-ala, stop invoking what they would theoretical do and cite actual statements. I know there are some proposals out regarding federal abortion bans. Cite them. It's better because you know the other side is just going to say 'Well you would theoretically hypothetically do THIS!' At the same time, you're not fucking so I don't care if your child murder privileges get revoked. I shiuld also be allowed to kill kids to negate what someone else has done to me but I don't see you jumping to defend my rights."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

mom dog

Ones mother.

Victor: mom dog
Syther: You lost the game
Edgy: Please please please
Dobby: 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨
Pushline: yuor moder is dog

by DobbysGamertag October 10, 2024

Mom's dinner theorem

Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.

You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.

B: mom's dinner theorem?

A: id rather not think about it.

by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024