mighty mexicans

Democratic Revolutionary party ( will give OIL money to the people )

Anti-poverty mighty mexicans (PRD) mexican election VAYA! who ever wins lets clean up mexican mud & El paso border.

If mighty mexicans stop poverty gringos will rush into mexico. Land of mucho sun, beaches, good food, music, no guns, nice people, no El Bandito Ole'.....

by itichie_nocanpo July 6, 2006

Blue Mexican

A completely innocent and non-offensive term that can be used to fool and confuse the gullible. In reality, it means nothing, but is used with the implication of sone hidden depth or sordid detail.

"You taught me so much, I even know what felching is!"

"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"

"No, what's that?"

"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"

by Purplehobnob July 16, 2019

The Mexican 69

A sexual act between two people and 2 burritos. Each person gets a burrito up there anus and gets into a 69 position and eats the burrito out of each other’s ass.

Damn my Mexican friend loves doing the Mexican 69 with his older brother, that’s crazy.

by ThickburritoaAss April 17, 2020

Furry Mexican Condom

When you find a hot white girl with a chihuahua, you get ready to give it to her doggy style, but instead put your junk in the dogs ass, and the dogs snout in her hole, then commence to pumping.

Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!

Susan wouldn’t shut up so I bent her over and gave her a furry Mexican condom right in the poop shoot. Her dog, Tatino, fell in love after I gave him his own wet back!!

by White Boy Kris November 26, 2021

Meaty Mexican burrito

When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.

Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito

Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021

curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot

Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by stealth reaper March 9, 2012

Amber’s Mexican Roomba

A sex act in which a woman named Amber sucks a dick with so much force, the soul escapes his body.

Me: Want to to give me a Amber’s Mexican Roomba?
Amber: Absolutely, I want a daycare in my mouth.

Me: *Dies a slow and happy death*

by Amber’s Mexican Roomba August 22, 2020