mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.

I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.

by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023

Mental Titty Fuck

When you realize the tits are bigger than you thought on the person your seeing but you don't want to react incase you jinx yourself. This often results in that the person in this situation overthinks their moves way more than needed.

My second date with Rosa was a complete Mental Titty Fuck .

by Pogus Killer September 4, 2025

Minion Mentality

The state of mind of a henchmen/goon/minion etc where no matter what will believe they can win the fight. Leagues of comrades have fallen but no, they individually think they built different.

Batman's taken down every single person in the building but Phil. However Phil doesn't surrender he's got that minion mentality

by Steeevo123 January 30, 2023

fetus mentality

To act younger than your age

To be childish

To have the brain of a fetus

To make decisions that a fetus would make

That bitch got fetus mentality

by Lil Mouthy May 10, 2020

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast

I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

Mountaineer Mentality

If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say:
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.

Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!?
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*

by Dick334289 November 23, 2022

mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

by captainjayjay June 25, 2020