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Matthew

The best personality ever. He really knows how to have fun and makes everything better. Someone you want to always have around. He's goofy, he's sexy, he's smart and great at everything he does. If you ever find a Matthew don't ever let him go. He makes life worth living. He puts the pep in your step. No matter how bad you feel, he makes it better somehow. Just ask him about his houseplants. He cooks the best fucking ribs and knows how to do everything. He's cautious with his feelings and makes you want to be the person you knew you could be.
A Matthew is irreplaceable. He's the best of the best. I love Matthew for his person.
by Combatcarmen October 17, 2022
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That DICK. Shit. THAT BODY. FUCK. I need a towel to dry the sweat up from standing next too you cuz your on fire!
Girl: I just had the best sex of my life! Nothing can top that giant cock. Seriously! It was the size and strength of a mountain lion. Strong, sturdy, and ferocious. And if you blow in it's face long enough, it roars at you.

Girl: Man, that Matthew is sure living up to his name
by matthewlovesbutts February 20, 2023
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That really sexy hot ass mother fucker that cums all over you in bed and has a really big dick, usually 100 inches and fucks a girl named cameron
Cameron: OMG MATTHEW FUCK ME
Matthew: Oh yeah baby
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The most annoying, high-pitched prick in the entire universe and beyond. Stay a far distance away from this monstrosity. Be warned: You may get Ebola if you are between 15-20 meters radius.
The class: Oh my effing god, look at Matthew It's disgusting
by -The Awesome Person! October 23, 2017
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Matthew is a person with a MASSIVE dick that has blond hair and blue eyes
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Has a sexy ass
You see Matthew? He has a sexy ass
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Matthew

An all around stand up guy. He is funny and can be pretty stupid at times. Not always charming in his ways but the same can't be said for his looks. He is the life of the party always pumping it up and knows exactly when something is wrong just by looking at the person of interest. He can always solve that problem no matter what lengths he must go to. His sense of humor isn't always the best but nothing gets him down. An example would be, " Well my grandmother died. Oh well I just knew shed kick the bucket soon!". Can be odd at times and like to make people laugh with corny and trashy jokes.
Damn that Matthew kid is dope af.
by Drek and Shronkey May 21, 2018
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