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monkey timeloop

Something that exists which shows the true core of the earth itself, further than just the hot molten inside. It loops as a plane called the Astral Area. This area consists of stardust and galaxies full of chimpanzees. However, these chimpanzees never die. They consist in a loop. A timeloop.
"Hey man did you see the new article about the monkey timeloop? Some say it doesn't exist."
monkey timeloop by Bukas July 12, 2020
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Monkey episodes 

A contagious disease that hasn't been spread (yet) to anyone expect the first person who had ever been diagnosed with the disease(anerx). It is a disease where the victim will morph into a monkey and go insane and become extremely powerful only for a short period of time before they turn back to their original self. The episodes usually happen when the victim is provoked, usually angered. The disease is incredibly mysterious due to only one person having it (so far)
looks like anerx is having another one of his monkey episodes again.
Monkey episodes by Lunna October 15, 2020

monkey peen 

When someone has a small penis like a monkey.
She was laughing at Tom and his monkey peen
monkey peen by Smiles at the bay November 7, 2020

Monkey Finger 

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger
Monkey Finger by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

Monkey day 

Every day is monkey day on may 🐒
Josh: Hey Todd do you know what day it is?
Todd: yeah it's "monkey day"
Monkey day by Mr. M0nkey hehe April 27, 2021

Monkey ass ripper 

When a black man poops all over white girls and keeps going until everything falls out his ass hole.
OMG my Friend Jamal is doing the Monkey ass ripper To my Friends dog.