air miles

An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up.

"Keep this up bonny lad and I can promise you a place on the board, and all the Air Miles you can eat."

"Oh cheers mate. By the way, whose P45 is that you're filling in?"

by Jabo January 19, 2004

Milf-Bagging

When your car is parked in the Tim Horton's parking lot and a milf walks by and rubs her purse on the car.

Some guy: I just got milf-bagged!

Other guy: Haha milf-bagging

by Johnny Freestuff June 9, 2010

Milf Monday

A twitter trending topic which refers to people posting about their Milf of the week!

"On #MilfMonday my milf of the week was Sarah Palin!"
"What a hot milf monday post!"

by alexacclaimed November 16, 2009

milf

Lois griffin

Lois griffin is a milf!

by urban12323 June 15, 2014

Milfshake

When you hook up with a lactating mother, and you use her breastmilk to make a milkshake.

Bob- Dude, you're dating Kristina? She's a mom!

Richard- So what? We made milfshakes last night, and they were delicious.

by Harry Richard Head February 19, 2011

milfshake

making a milf shake

your mom

by nick January 19, 2004

Miles

A creature of many habits, many of which involve being a Down syndrome fucktard, funny looking and overall a dumb ass bitch. A miles is also known for its talent in shitty intelligence and skill in all sports. Overall, a Miles can be quite retarded.

"Fuck me, he's such a Miles"

by Parkinater May 24, 2017