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Milfates

MILFs who do Pilates. Considerably hotter than regular MILFs.
Joe: I love my Gym - it is filled with Milfates!
Don: Whoa man. that is amazing
by thisismynewname October 7, 2011
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Milfwhip

Older Women who go after a younger man in order to completely control and dominate them using sexual means. To change a younger man using sex as a dangle
Bridget went after kameron to milfwhip him into stop playing destiny. I think this woman is trying to milfwhip me.milfwhipped
by Overeducatedunderachievinglose October 24, 2019
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milfbread

Bread that has aged past it's best-before/expiration date but still tastes fresh
Person 1: Dude, isn't that bread like a month past the expiration date?

Person 2: No worries, this is milfbread
by pandabearguy October 19, 2009
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milfilicious

A hot,tasty MILF(mom I'd like to f ck) is said to be Milfilicious.
My friends mother is in her late forties but looks Milfilicious to me.
by droby December 21, 2009
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Milfia

An organization of MILFs who control the whole neighborhood, demanding "protection payments" like free babysitting, yard work and sex.
I stay away from the Laurel Heights Starbucks; that place is run by the Milfia.

That whole carpool racket is run by the Milfia.
by Lady Roses June 3, 2009
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Milfantasy

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.
Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
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MILFIA

Mom I'd like to fuck in the ass.

MILFs that travel in packs. Plural of the word MILF
Most likely the mom who is just a little bit too cool for her children's comfort. The type of mom who would loan her daughter a G-string and massage oil. The mom who sings "Baby got back" at karaoke while booty shaking to the beat. She knows all the words to "Maneater" by Hall and Oates, and one look at her tells you she is one. The type of mom who upon meeting her goes right into your spankbank whether you are dating her daughter or not.
Dude...you mom is straight up MILFIA...between her and her friends I killed a whole box of tissues last night.
by Shane C Gray February 22, 2011
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