Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019

soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.

Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"

by logsoaker June 28, 2014

Power Logs

Ridiculously strong calves.

Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.

Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?

by Fireofury October 23, 2014

Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.

Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker

by Prangutan January 17, 2021

The Hebrew log

A Jewish individual who is equipped with a massive cock.

Roee definitely has the Hebrew log.

by Daddy1029384756 March 08, 2023

Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt

brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*

by March 02, 2022

Lincoln Log House

Where you stack turds vertically and horizontally to make a Lincoln log house

I just built the biggest Lincoln Log House earlier! That shit was so fun!

by Cav42 March 01, 2023