Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement

Bout to make fungus on a log!

by Anon112221 January 20, 2021

U-Log

Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life

That U-Log is a such an idiot!

by horsecock123 December 1, 2009

logging into my zoom

means do what u need to do

girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯

by iheart.laneyyy June 22, 2023

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

Logged

Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.

Girl to boy: so I told my boss that he was a clown
Boy: wow nice. Logged (with hand gesture)

by SoulGlooo September 18, 2021

cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021