Lady log

When a lady takes a ladylike shit.

Nadine left a lady log in my toilet. Awww.

by JStet July 25, 2021

god log

Taking a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front yard.

by gdawgW March 19, 2016

LOGS

A person who is smart and will live a good life will of probably gone to LOGS. They are not nerdy and are actually cool. They hate a school called ‘priory’ ugh that awful school. LOGS get very much hate but don’t mean any harm to anyone they re just about jokes. Make sure to stay away from ‘priory kids’ because they are dangerous, stupid and aren’t all nice people.

I love that amazing, smart, NORMAL school: LOGS

by Mi kehunt February 3, 2019

Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

Log

When someone leaves a videogame in the middle of combat.

"Where did he go?? Did he teleport or some shit?"
"Nah, he logged."
"Scared ass."

by clown hooker February 13, 2021

Logging

The act of adjusting the genitalia to comfort oneself, usually discretely, yet not always

I saw sam logging early, he was so obvious

by Nicozia April 10, 2025

Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.

I took a fat Smog Log

by JustaStoner January 13, 2020