laporte

the coolest thing alive
people wish to be a laporte

hayley you are so laporte
i wish i was laporte like you

by chris brown_cooo September 26, 2008

Laporte

Laporte, Colorado is a small town just northwest of Fort Collins right along the foothills. The residents include: Serial Killers, Drug Dealers, Drunks, Hippies, and all the people passing through on their way to go camping or boating on whorestooth reservoir.

The town consists of: An extremely overpriced grocery store, 2 Liquor stores, A pizza place, a restaurant famous for their cinnamon rolls, 2 bars (one trashy & one hippie), a gun shop, a dollar store, an auto repair shop, several extremely trashy trailer parks, and a carwash along with all the smaller stores in kintzley plaza that nobody ever really goes to.

"You hear about the guy that killed his wife in Vern's trailer park out in Laporte?"
"Which one?"

by TasakiDog January 20, 2009

lapper

A lip of chewing tobacco.

You wanna pack a lapper on the way there?

by Josh Clark January 20, 2007

lappy patty

see lap dance

When a female (or male in some cases) dances on another persons lap, in erotic movements.

see masterbation

"Dude. He's such a faggot. He even said no to a lappy patty."

by CHaR chAr December 30, 2003

laptarded

someone who cannot use a laptop

they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy

by ladymerlin December 2, 2007

laptopper

Those who hang out in public places, often coffee shops, to capture free broadband wireless services. Often their stay exceeds their consumption or welcome.

I had to kick out most of the morning laptoppers to make room for the after-work crowd.

by bugeisha February 9, 2008

Lappable

1.Able to comfortably place on one's lap.

Sarah:"well only if theres enough room in the car billy!"
Billy:"well your just about the only one who's lappable Sarah!"

by Billy Sheehan! March 3, 2008