kick the shitter

When you get done with a really big crap.

Damn, i just kicked the shitter like marylin monroe.

by Argyle Socks July 13, 2003

kicks shit

when something is the shit and kicks ass at the same time

you just played the sweetest drinking game ever and you say that game "kicks shit!"

by youjustdroppedyourfacebitch November 25, 2009

Piss Kick

To violently kick the nearest object when furious.

Dude, after I failed that Final , I piss kicked the trash can.

by Rougue May 29, 2009

donkey kick

Takes place at HER place, never yours.
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.

(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)

I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.

by Jake March 2, 2004

kick awesome

Something that is beyond awesome. A catchphrase by a forum goer by the name of derek. If something is just too cool for saying awesome, you would probably want to say kick awesome.

That drawing is kick awesome.

by derektherobot November 11, 2008

gistapo kick

a really hard kick directed at the anus by a realy angry person.

i was in k-mart when zack gistapo kicked me.

by wade February 3, 2005

Kick The Can

The oldest known game in the history of humanity. The name speaks for itself; children gather around and kick a can to each other. The history of this game dates are far back as medieval ages, perhaps even further.

Centuries later.....thank God for Nintendo.

"Our present-day kick the can is hackeysack. Like I care though."
-me

by Dave January 20, 2004