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Keely

keely (verb, intransitive): to upbraid a member of an online discussion forum for starting, or contributing to, a thread without first having checked that no similar thread, or contribution, exists elsewhere on the forum; frequently, but not always, accompanied by the posting of links to the earlier threads.
Orig.: early 21st century; a reference to a frequent contributor to a field hockey discussion forum
(1) "The moderator will keely you if you don't check your posts for repeated subject matter";
(2) "I was keelied by Redumpire today for starting yet another a thread on the 100,000th posting on the forum"; (3) "I think I'll keely Keely for starting her 15th thread on 'What stick shall I buy?'."
by Magpie FHF March 13, 2008
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Keely Rogers

A huge slut whore who is really nice but then changed her name so people wouldn't know about her porn star background
Keely Rogers changed her name cuz she was a porn star.
by Chase Hill February 25, 2005
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Keely

She's gonna make you wish you quit while ahead. Whores get a beat down! So do nasty-ass lying cheating scum sacks! When you down she's going to spit on your bloody faces! She'll come up quick , when you see her it'll be too late. Keely will be the last thing you see.
You are bringing the wrath of Keely down upon you!
When all wrongs have been righted and Justice finally served , only then will you know what it means to be Keelyed!
by whipn2afrenzy January 31, 2017
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Kelpy

A rank boggle eyed dog that deserves to be guffed upon.
"That kelpy is absolutely rancid, as is talby!"
by Rankman December 12, 2009
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keefy

why did u do that? keefy
by marwan marwan November 15, 2013
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zoo keeper

someone that only seems to fuck fat ugly chicks
joe: dude did you see the chick brendan brought home last night?
kevin: yeah shit was disgusting dude, your boys a regular zoo keeper
by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010
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zoo keeper

someone who puts up with your shit...
zoo keeper... self explanitory
by Mark C. McKenna September 26, 2010
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