joeyed

a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.

"Q.Can i speak to the manager? A. No he's upstairs completely joeyed.

by gavin1944 February 28, 2008

Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe

I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.

by ObamaNards May 13, 2024

Joey

Joey is a girl who hasn't seen anyone mention girls named Joey on urban dictionary

Joey is a very sweet person

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Joey

Description of a boy that is gay and loves spaget

Lifeform 1: Man i could go for some spaget right now
Lifeform 2: Ok, joey
Lifeform 1: my name is ryan

by Gooseyshire May 16, 2023

Joey

A Joey is someone who is super cool. They're perfect in all that they do in others eyes.

Joey is super cool all the time. I wish I could be more like Joey.

by tbvenessa April 15, 2024

Joey Bideny

A hot beautiful woman lucky enough to be dating Joe Biden himself.

Nick: Yo bro have you heard that Joe Biden is dating someone?
Josh: What? No way, who could be this lucky?
Nick: Turn on the news and see it for yourself!
Josh: Joey Bideny??? Is this some kind of joke Nick?
Nick: No no no, look at the image of her, it's coming up!
Josh: HOLY MOLY, She's so so BEAUTIFUL!
Nick: I know right! I would smash her so hard!
Josh: Oh god i think i just nutted...

by Gоgi October 3, 2022

Joey

The cutest guy you could ever meet. He's hot, athletic, and sexy. He has a big dick and he's oblivious to anything you do to flirt with him. When you wink at him, he'll wink back and make you feel like jello. When you try to make a move though, he'll reject you

"Wow... that guy."
"I know, i think his name is Joey."
"I want to be with him so badly."
*Joey looks over from football practice and winks*
"WOW!

by |pseudonym|life| August 29, 2018