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January 14

January 14 is National Complement Someone Day! On this day tell someone how special they are to you💕
Person 1: You look beautiful today!

Person 2: thanks but why are you completing me out of no where?
Person 1: because January 14 is National Complement day!
by Lajdhfuosjwbdjgorij January 14, 2021
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January 16

The day to slap anyone named rose
You: *slaps*
Rose: OW! WTF- oh wait it’s January 16
You: yep!
by HEY HEY HEY LAKSKSJDJDK January 16, 2021
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January 18

January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.

In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.
Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"
by DovanUwU January 17, 2021
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January 17

by What.does.this.day.mean January 17, 2021
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january 19

"Ayo! Today is January 19, National Bingus day! Let's praise the hairless smooth cat."
by bingusgrrr January 17, 2021
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January 18

National Frænk the midget day
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards
Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.
by Frænkie G January 17, 2021
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No Pee January

No Pee January is a month-long contest in which each competitor must hold their pee for as long as possible and record their progress along the way.
I lost No Pee January on the 7th. My bladder couldn’t take it anymore.”
by NoPeeGod January 20, 2021
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