Ironic

When something u want or have is good and something weird happens haha

Wow how ironic, look he has brand new windshield wipers for smashed up windows

by Mnj85 July 29, 2021

Iron dome

Getting a blow job (i.e., fellatio) from an Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) soldier, typically while on Birthright.

Typically from a woman soldier, but Israel is the most socially progressive country in the middle east (that doesn't say much, true), so it could be from a guy too...

See also: Girthright

Friend 1: Dude I don't want to go on birthright, it's such a Zionist scam.
Friend 2: Just go take the trip so you can get that iron dome!

by secretuser420 June 20, 2022

Iron leg

sudeepa from Sandalwood has been called as Iron leg and called as Aids Patient of south india

Lucha sudeepa is iron leg of Film industry

by Mrkudka January 27, 2021

Ironic

When your 30 yr old NEET friend criticizes politicians for not using their time exactly how he thinks they should

NEET Person: Can't believe Mark Carney is playing Hockey instead of working!
Non-NEET: Ironic

by Kev From Sri Lanka March 25, 2025

Curling iron

Adj used to label someone that is so gay they change others straight habits into curly habits similar to a curling iron curling hair straight hair

Wow this chick is a damn curling iron over here.

by Poelator February 16, 2018

Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.

Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.

by CumSlvt October 12, 2016

Bed-Iron

A nickname used by British Railways staff to refer to the Ex-War Department 2-8-0 and 2-10-0 locomotives. The nickname originates from the clanking sound the engines make when in a poorly maintained condition.

"You're firing a Bed-Iron today, aren't you Pat?"

by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023