ironing sheets

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.

T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup

by I go by Taylor on occasion August 03, 2007
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Waffle iron

Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit
stop being such a waffle iron
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waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
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Waffle iron

Someone who likes hearing themselves talk. These people will waffle on and on about things they know nothing about. See also: gobshite
Did you hear Jimmy talking about the game? What an absolute waffle iron.
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waffle iron

its a tool used to make waffles, contrary to the other definitions.
I use waffle irons to make waffles, what else would I do with them?
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Aaron earned an iron urn

the phrase that people from Baltimore can't say
Person 1: say "Aaron earned an iron urn"
Baltimore person: arn ernd an arn ern
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