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Law of Bockung

The "Law of Bockung" describes a mindset in which an individual seeks out only things that satisfy their immediate cravings and whims.

It has seen especially strong spread among german college students in recent years, even being nominated as "Youth Word of the Year" in 2021
A: Hey, you want to learn for BWL with me later today?
B: nah man, i'm all about that Law of Bockung
A: Hell yeah, you're right man. Let's have some Beers
by Evohevoo January 5, 2022
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Reed's Law

Reed's law states that "the person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer."
The Missionary position is a perfect example of Reed's Law, as the position is named after Chester Missionary, an 18th century sex pest, rather than the caveman who invented it 1 million years prior.
by Supercilious Prick December 28, 2021
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Huxley’s Law

Huxley’s Law is a name given to a rule posited by the British author and futurist Aldous Huxley in the introduction to his dystopian novel, “Brave New World”:

“As political and economic freedom diminishes, sexual freedom tends compensatingly to increase.”

It states that governments ease restrictions on sexual freedoms as a means to palliate the public as their political and economic rights and freedoms are taken away. This can be done as a means to refocus the public’s attention away from traditional value systems and mores to physical pleasures and to distract a populace by making them think they are gaining more freedoms than in the past, when the opposite is true.
The government’s focus on promoting sexual issues while taking away our ability to speak and trade is just another example of Huxley’s Law in action.
by GangrenousKhan January 22, 2022
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Laws of PhysSex

Literally what you think it is. The laws of physics when it comes to sex.

Basically, there are 3 laws that have been developed by T.A.P (don't worry about full form)
Law #1: You do you (no, don't ef yourself, just be you)
Law #2: Go with the flow (let things happen as they're happening)
Law #3: In the moment (literally. just be in the moment. don't get so caught up in your head)
Is this necessary. Like. C'mon now. Really?

It's the Laws of PhysSex
by Vi.is.sus.23 January 24, 2022
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Law Cadet

A person neither trained nor qualified in law who, having had a brief acquaintance with some legal matter or other, professes him or herself an expert on all things legal.
"I didn't realise Adam was a lawyer."
"He isn't. He just got sued. Suddenly he's Justinian."
"Ah, another Law Cadet!. Great!"
by Sataneyes February 6, 2022
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Dibs Law

If you decide you don’t want something you have, but then change your mind you lose your place and have to get back in dibs line.
Brandon stepped out but changed his mind. Dibs law states Becca now has dibs and Brandon gets back in line.
by Sincerely_Annie March 31, 2022
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maga-in-law

When you have extended family who rallied, identified and/or defended Donald J Trump's irrational presidency.
I want to see my brother but I want to avoid his Maga-in-laws
by horse man April 14, 2022
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