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House cherub

A person who spends a lot of time at home cooking and baking, and has achieved a pleasant amount of chubbiness. New York-based comedian/writer Tony Atamanuik mentioned this term on a Twitch gaming stream on October 19th, describing himself as “a fat, bread-baking little f-ing house cherub”. The image is especially humorous when applied to someone who isn’t babylike (the “putto” depicted in Renaissance artwork), but a well-built middle-aged man.
This is especially relevant to the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, when many people found themselves housebound and turned to the kitchen to pass the time (and compensate for the difficulty in obtaining goods like bread and cakes after many retailers and restaurants shut down). With access to gym facilities restricted, bicycles and exercise equipment at a premium, and some areas imposing curfews or shelter-in-place orders due to rising infections, the “Corona 20” weight gain was widely discussed on social media.
I baked sourdough bread yesterday, and pizza for lunch today -- you guys have to help me eat this Sachertorte I made tonight, I think I'm turning into a house cherub!
by TapirTrouble October 21, 2020
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house crash

"Josh felt bad, he totally house crashed Emma and her boyfriend last night, he hopes Emma doesn't tell him."
by brian6015 October 4, 2017
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Goat house

The goat house is located in Telford PA. This place is where Pabst Blue Ribbon flows like water and taco tuesday is commonly celebrated. Clothing is optional and tinder is used frequently at this fine establishment of a home. What could make it possibly one of the greatest places of all time you ask? Ladies feel free to stop on by and feast your eyes on the sight of a lifetime... the balcony. What better to look out into the majestic forest while being bent over the guard rail!
Person 1: yo dawg you going to the goat house?
Person 2: there will be thots and pbr there!
by Bmaccccc June 15, 2017
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House spouse

A house spouse: gender neutral version of house wife/husband (noun)
Person A: I don’t have a job. I’m married though!

Person B: fam, congratulations! You’re a house spouse.

Person A: damn straight I am famalam.
by Pokewhizz December 8, 2017
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Red housing

by Roseangel May 10, 2018
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brown-housing

1. verb. present tense : brown-housing; past tense: brown-housed The act of one who is proud of their bowel movement achievement to the extreme that one leaves the fecal log in the toilet without flushing so that in a multi-person home can be found by an unsuspecting housemate.
We had to evict him for brown-housing.
by JohnAar September 6, 2016
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Admin House

A classic Roblox experience that is having around 80 and 150 visitors at the moment, because of lifeless idiots crashing
servers.
EpicGuy452: hey dude wanna play admin house?
UnFunnyMemerXD: NAH BRO, admin house is a dead game lol

Another example

amoogoose: i wish admin house was never crashed by those idiots...
Xd_dX: same bro
by Mr_TopHat September 24, 2021
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