Doodle hopper

This is another name for a penis,
usally in the school yard.
or
As in a person who plays with everyones penis,

Your such a doodle hopper

by Lockieeee February 21, 2011

Sausage Hamper

A homosexual act between two or more males. Were the penis is inserted into the rectum of the other participants.

I want to put my sock in your Sausage Hamper.

by hotforbrock March 4, 2011

Mattress hoper

People who jump from one relationship to another with ease and have low self esteem, no standards, or very low standards when it comes to choosing a significant other.

Jennifer and Dean are mattress hopers who left their significant others to be with each other. They did that before with their exes and will do it again to each other.

by Justasmartgirl July 7, 2011

Leg humper

When someone on your team is always on your ass during any online video game.

Wish this Leg humper would move away from me!

by General DSO December 4, 2011

stage humper

Stripper. One who humps a stage for a living.

That dumbass broad will probably grow up to be a stage humper.

by Senecablues May 26, 2014

doorknob humper

A person that's so retarded they proceed to rape innocent doors

Johnny you fuckin' doorknob humper! You got cum all over the handle!

by dannyboy377 November 21, 2014

cross-humper

A person who uses the Christian religion to feel superior or righteous.

Cassandra is an inbred, cross-humper who boasts about going to church and being a good person.

by emilylime January 21, 2015