Hamburger Hipster

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.

"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster

by Krallgren April 30, 2017

Hipster Dibs

Claiming to know about something or someone "before it was cool" and before everyone else, making it "yours" or "your thing"

A)"Wow, I love this new band Imagine Dragons!"
"Hipster Dibs bro, I've been listening to them since before their album came out in 2012"

B)"I totally started wearing Chacos my sophomore year before everyone else "
"Nahh, hipster dibs. I got my first pair in seventh grade"

by Shep June 6, 2015

Backwards Hipster

A hipster, who instead of finding new things before they're popular, finds old things before they're popular. They use things that were never mainstream in there own time.

Dave: this album is so hipster!
Carl: dude it's like 5 years old, it's backwards hipster

by Solardancingpanda August 4, 2012

idiot hipster

synonym for hipster douche

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.

by K Joyce January 5, 2016

Cringe of hipsters

a collective noun for a group of hipsters, as in a murder of crows or a pack of wankers.

"Have you seen those fellas over there? The ones drinking ale out of a boot with froth on their waxed moustaches. No, not them, the one with the Edwardian top hat next to the lad that rode in on an ostrich, that cringe of hipsters stood at the bar"

by grumblah July 18, 2019

E-hipster

An E-Hipster is a person who fits both into the category of E-girl/E-boy and Hipster. DUH! It's not hard.

Oh my god! Becca is such a god damn E-Hipster!

by NoirGuy66 January 9, 2020

Hipster Repellent

Anything from the 80's. Hipsters will flee from sex drugs and rock n roll.

Try AC/DC , Bon Jovi or Loverboy as your personal hipster repellent.

by theropingeffect August 14, 2016