help they have me hostage and i cant stand it please help me now i need help now ive been in this basement for 16 years and havent ever seen my parents they torture me every day for fun and say if i disobey them they will sell me and throw me away help me now
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by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
Get the Getting the help that you need mug.(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
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Get the Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem mug.Hym "Jordan Peterson does not just want to help people. Jordan Peterson wants to be the golden prophet and surpass Jung. Which he isn't and won't. He wants you launder his deliberate misreading of text to validate a religion he doesn't actually believe in so his kids won't actually have to do the things he expects everyone else to do (i.e. suffer) and he is going to expend capital to ensure that the rest of you do exactly that... And I'm going to help! Because I'm the ultimate helper! So, rest assured, if he succeed against me you WILL suffer. At my hand or because of me. The only path forward for me is victory and if that victory is defined by Jordan Peterson you will all pay the price."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
Get the Just want to help people mug.A phrase popularized by a certain special student who goes under the name of Thunderbolt. This phrase is typically said by Thunderbolt while graciously riding a purple handle bar, though the phrase can be heard in other places. This sentence is usually used to mock the student, or used as a plea for help. Debate has been going around whether Thunderbolt says "pee" or "please". Either way, the phrase is used in the same way.
"Can you help me pee?" - Thunderbolt says while is riding his purple handle bar as usual. The students at the lunch table mock him "Can you help me pee?"
Kevin is struggling on his homework and needs help. "Can you help me pee?" he says to his classmate.
Kevin is struggling on his homework and needs help. "Can you help me pee?" he says to his classmate.
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Get the Can you help me pee? mug.We brought a mother’s little helper (MLH) of wine to the elementary school play to help mother and Mike enjoy the show.
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