Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

Ham boning

When you are just fucking the shit out of some ham

Damn jack, during thanksgiving I was ham boning the shit out of the ham

by Someone u hate December 4, 2019

Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010

du ham

is a du rag made out of ham....simple

i love my new du ham i bought at the 99 cents store!!!

by hammykid July 21, 2006

hammy ham

1) Slang term refering to a hermaphrodite. First used in the Metro to describe the Bar Beaver, then transferred as the actual name of a wannabe feline who was actually just plain wierd.

2) a person orginating from lebanon yet still choosing to inappropriatly touch men

"HAMMY HAM! HAMMY HAM!"
"See him/her? Yeah, total Hammy"
"Don't let Hammy touch you. You'll get hammed up"
"Kat? HAMMY HAM!!!!"
"She's a big flapping hamgina"

by akesterwoo May 7, 2008

Chocolate and Ham

An African American Vag.

Man, I would do a black chick, but I couldn't go down on one, its like, fucking, Chocolate and Ham down there man.

by CantonSuperman84 February 24, 2009

Ham Steak

Hot, juicy and steamy. Best enjoyed on an available bed or couch, perferably at a classy party.

"I want a ham steak"

by St. Cloud Crew January 28, 2009