hailee pluister

an old grandma who has to teach dumb middle schools kids and likes to yell and cry because she is a gigachad and once she pooped herself in front of mr lacoursiere

that chick is so sad she must be hailee pluister

by ieatallthebabies November 8, 2022

hailey

Hailey- (Scottish for Hay meadow) Most Haileys- (Maybe not all of them) Are very dumb, Blonde hair/Hazel eyes, Very popular, If a boy likes them, She rejects them and spreads rumors about them, Falsely accuses them of Stalking, She is very sexist and feminist, She may secretely date girls, Her parents Are Protestant Christian and upper middle class, She is sheltered from The real World, but is very spoiled, She hates you If you are nice or If you look at her for 0.0000087 seconds or more, She always holds grudges, If you hurt her Feelings, She will not confront you, She is too weak to fight, If you are unluck enough to have work/school with hailey, she will try to get you a demerit or disciplinary trouble, she has 30 friends who will gang up on you but will not fight you. Simply put it If you meet one and If they hate you, Bet $1 million She will not fight you. Bet 1 million only her and her equally retarded friends care. Then times it by 10, then you might be Set for life (maybe) Boy: I like you, you are hot. Hailey: I dunt like u. Her friends: STUP HURRASING MEH FRIEND YOU PERVERT UH UHHHGGGHHH. Boy: YOU know what, fuck your friend. The next day; Hailey: "He is harrasing me." Supervisor/Principal: Ok I will speak to him and demerit/Suspend him. Today's lesson: Don't trust a Hailey

Most Haileys are overglorified feminist bitches

by iHateGreeksAndPolacks(🇩🇪🇹🇷 December 7, 2022

Hailey Aegan

the best girlfriend in the world

did you see hailey aegan, yeah i did shes perfect

by ThatRandomGuyTY December 16, 2022

Hailemicheal

they're tall (i mean rlly tall) people who are semi-funny and love watching thirst trap tiktok edits of middle aged men.

"Omg have you seen Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders?"

no. how old is he?

"46 years old"
JESUS YOU HAILEMICHEAL

by sherlick holmes December 17, 2022

haiderali

Noun; someone who is likely to remain single the rest of their life.

"hey man she ghosted me again, I'm such a haiderali bro"

by YourRealManager January 18, 2023

haidence

Is cool very cool youll only find a haidence in cool places cause only cool is in cool places

Have u seen haidence?

No.

Oh, there she is! Shes at the cool table

by Sthuiwasforsedtomakethisdumbbs January 20, 2023

Hailey

She is really and she is the love of my life and I wanna marry her.. also I just asked her today to be my valentine she said yes❤️ Also, her body is really nice I like her legs the most and her ass.. but overall shes really sweet and im glad we fell in love with each other and that were together forever like were planning to❤️💍

Me: Hailey is so beautiful

by swaggycami January 23, 2023