Dild Guild

A group of girls that will spurn any advances or attention from men. This may be due to solidarity, insecurity or a verbal agreement of 'girls night'. Any attempts will be cock blocked

Named as such because they will all go home and fire up their decoys

I was talking to that girl with the shirt, but then she regrouped with the dild guild and I'm SOL

by sirChop September 4, 2013

Data Guilt

When you believe that the data your have in your computer system is more messed up than the data in everyone else system.

I've got Data Guilt. I'm embarrassed every time I run a report. I'm afraid to ask my team to clean up our Salesforce - our data is so much worse than the customer service system's data.

by malsmith June 12, 2015

Flying Guillotine

A term for throwing kitchen knives to people.

"Jackie Chan's in the kitchen. There will be a lot of flying guillotines in this scene."

by ill-paid September 23, 2016

Meme guilt

The act of sharing a meme with a specific friend so as not to make them feel left out.

I had to to tag kevin in that post because I was suffering serious meme guilt

by a person 12345678765432133 October 11, 2016

Andrew Guillot

A sack of fucking shit with a bag of herpes on his face.

Person: "Have you seen Andrew Guillot?"
Me: "Oh, that sack of shit? No. Otherwise, my eyes would have gone blind due to the bag of herpes on his face."

by 1216 October 31, 2016

Quilt Guild

A bunch of bitchy women that feel they all know everything and aNY thing about quilting.

The meeting was a bust because the Quilt Guild couldn't agree on anything.

by Frustrated with stupidity November 7, 2016

Facebook Guilt

Defensive reaction to finding out someone is not on Facebook. Usually indicated by the word "just". As in, "I just use it to stay in touch with friends/family".

If I happen to mention that I'm not on Facebook, nine times out of ten someone's Facebook Guilt kicks in, even though I have made no judgement whatsoever.

by HappyHorse January 3, 2017