The month of gooning

All of September will be considered The Month Of Gooning

All experienced and non-experienced, New and old gooners and goonettes this month is for you

For the newbies let the experienced gooners/goonettes teach you everything they know

Goon from September 1st until September 30th
"Ah dude I can't wait for September what are you going to do all month?"

"I'm going to goon all month because it is The Month Of Gooning"

"Well have fun with that"
by Jonnyspoon72 June 25, 2023
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Gooning session

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.
Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?
by HornyGirlHere January 07, 2025
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person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
by Curry john stone September 12, 2024
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Orange goon

What did the orange goon do today to crash the market?
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Goon Roulette

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.
Hey Jack, me and the fellas are gonna play goon roulette. You in?
by TheMysteriousFella May 06, 2024
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Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 06, 2015
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goon-cave

favoritism and racism channel from cocman server
have you seen them talking outside of goon-cave? the segregation is crazy!
by MrGamer101 May 17, 2025
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