Jimmy's girlfriend 

1. An awesome human being that contains an unhealthy love for unicorns, lemurs, rainbows and sparkles.
2. Tall, skinny, and unbelievably attractive beyond all measure.
3. An unusually hyperactive girl whose personality resembles that of a squirrel.

Jimmy's girlfriend is so hot, mmmm!

Jimmy's girlfriend by Obediah Jeremiah October 3, 2011

national get julien a girlfriend day 

National get Julien a girlfriend day is when anyone named Julien has to try and get a gf and others can help or not but the day anyone get shoot their shot.

Its national get Julien a girlfriend day. I have a friend named Julien who's single. Let's get him a girl bro

national get julien a girlfriend day by The forever alone guy October 24, 2019

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day 

You need to give your girlfriend your hoodie, that’s all literally. You don’t need to, unless 😏

Girl: Hey guess what day it is? Boy: what day? Girl: NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR HOODIE DAY. Boy: ok

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day by Jaylin burger king January 26, 2021

Jealous Of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts 

A post on a Daddy's Facebook wall that might appear innocent but it's wording portrays a troubled person with insecurities and deep-seeded jealously against the new woman in daddy's life.

The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.

It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.

Jealous of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts:

"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."

***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***

Jealous Of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts by NotYourMama October 22, 2012

Hyunjin's real girlfriend 

Hyunjin's real girlfriend is actually human (@minsugatoes)

Hyunjin's real girlfriend is actually human

Hyunjin's real girlfriend by yeetskadoodle October 18, 2020

other girlfriend 

for people who are right handed its the left hand for people who are left handed than its your right hand.

if you break your dominate hand you use your other hand to masturbate as in literally "other girlfriend"

Guy one "dude I broke my hand so now i have to other girlfriend it."

Guy two "that sucks."

other girlfriend by Boob jooby October 13, 2009

Disneyland Girlfriend 

A girlfriend that you see on rare occasions and every time you see each other, it becomes an event. She's always nice and makes you feel like you're the only man in the world that matters. Sometimes she's single, but she might be married or dating several men. Sometimes known as "The Other Woman" she dates you knowing full well that you're married or in a committed relationship. Sex may or may not be involved. Her allure is that it's always fun.

I don't want him leave his wife, I'd rather be his Disneyland Girlfriend

Disneyland Girlfriend by merrry December 15, 2012