German sunrise surprise

After a night of sex, if your partner is asleep in the morning with there mouth open, you bend over their head and take a giant shit in their mouth. They will then choke on it not expecting it and voila a german sunrise surprise.

" Dude! this morning I gave my girlfriend a german sunrise surprise for breakfast."

by Mr horrible nasty guy May 6, 2010

Nazi German

A Nazi of German descent

Guy 1: "Hey look at that Nazi his hair is so blonde and he's so tall"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a Nazi German"

by fakies8 January 31, 2009

Wet German

A sexual act involving a burly, bearded German who has had a meal of sausage and beer, and has the juices from both caught in his facial-hair. With these juices covering his beard and mouth, the German performs fellatio on a woman, coming away with a sloppy-mix of food and sexual liquid on his face.

"Did you see all that weird, greasy crap in his beard? That guy looks like he gave a wet German!"

by Eyeconspicuous May 3, 2009

Speaking German

Since and uncircumcised penis looks like a German Helmet. Speaking German, giving German Lessons or going to Germany is having sex or engaging in sexual behavior.

That guy was so hot. He took me home and gave me German Lessons. Let's just say, he was Speaking German so well I am now fluent.

by Buttercup99 October 21, 2010

germanese

GERMANESE: (n)(noun) a hybrid between the two most powerful cultures who dominated the world, Germans and the Japanese; which coined the word GERMENASE; a rare coincidence, caused the result of an incredible fusion of the races that created a unique NAZI threatening, PEARL HARBOR bombing like hotness, a perfect ghetto booty to match, amazing acrobatic like flexibility, exotic dance moves in ballet & hip-hop, and an aura of friendliness and kindness, ironic to its ancestors own, that is nothing less than FTW, all inclusive to one, perfect, female that inhabits the halls of ENVER CREEK SECONDARY.

During the pep rall, germaneses' skirt fell, and the crowd went ballistic.

by Kay Sedilla January 10, 2008

germane

Probably the most dangerous chemical in the world (worse than nitroglycerin) because it has a blue 4, red 4, and a yellow 3. (extremely flammable, fatal if swallowed or inhaled, serious reactivity.)

Germane is the most dangerous chemical in the world.

by general longwong August 28, 2006

German Gasmask

When you put your nose in between a female's ass cheeks and proceed to eat her twat out while she is giving you a handjob.

Ronald : "I really wanted to eat this girl out and get a handjob at the same time."

Marty : "Did you put your nose between her ass cheeks?"

Ronald : "Yeah"

Marty : "Dude, that's a German Gasmask"

by Intrutionz October 18, 2009