French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 11, 2024
Get the French Flicker Gooning mug.

Goon Juice

Goon juice (commonly reffered to as "cum") is a result of excessive gooning.
Aydan got his goon juice ALL OVER THE ROOM!
by bingkin May 20, 2024
Get the Goon Juice mug.

goon juice

my goon bud got goon juice all over my face during the goon sesh
by goonercheeks58 November 15, 2023
Get the goon juice mug.

Goon Juice

That sweet, sweet, nectar that comes out of a man's genitals after a mean goon sesh. This viscous liquids most common use is to impregnate a woman, although if your reading this, there's no way you'll ever do that.
Kevin: Just got done with a crazy goon sesh
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?

Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.
by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024
Get the Goon Juice mug.

Crusty Goon

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.
by J0LLY July 01, 2024
Get the Crusty Goon mug.

Goon Flick

To masturbate and finish in a compulsive manner followed with a quick flick of the wrist upon release of bodily fluids.
"Bro ain't no way bro just 360 Goon Flick'd the shit outta me."
by StrawHatMan69 August 12, 2024
Get the Goon Flick mug.

goon hag

A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
Get the goon hag mug.