Goblin Slayer

Man who has sex with substantially less attractive women on a regular basis (the women would be referred to as goblins).

Grimey: Dude I saw that goblin you brought home last night, you slay that shit?

Mooch: Fuck you man, you're still a bigger goblin slayer than I'll ever be.

by Pegis January 21, 2009

hob goblin

when a male performs self masturbation and curls up to himself and sounds like freakitty old man while ejaculating...he is performing the hob goblin.

Man I just walked in on kevin and he was hob goblin like a mofo... that nasty nigguh!!! WTF!!??

by Frsh To Death April 17, 2010

Gobi's Mom

Gobi's Mom is the biggest hottest milf in Ontario. she is soo hot, so loose, so hot. She's Easy too. come and get some today.

Gobi's Mom has got it goin on.

by Gobi's dad April 18, 2005

gobble and cheese

a person giving oral sex to a man that tastes of cheese, and has babybell tucked under his foreskin

the man tasted of babybell he had not washed for sooo long, it was like gobble and cheese

by john p foster September 13, 2008

Gobbelization

Globalization + gobble: a portmanteau of an interesting meaning. It's when bigger fish eat the smaller ones, like what's happening in most Arab countries that have no other choice but to follow the much-hated 'popular capitalism' mantra that America and other developed 1st-Worlders are singing in our ears. (See, de-Arabizing).

Also called McWorld.

Gobbelization is eating at the 3rd-World and leaves in its trail what has been called the 'economic waste' of the 'Global Pillage'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

Gobz

A slang term for a blow-job. Also known as a Gobby

She gave me a gobz last night at the party.

by BlaquaMan June 29, 2011

chode-goblin

One who gobbles the chode.

My friend bill is achode-goblin

by Steve August 10, 2003