ass gas

a bad fart

person 1: what the fuck is that smell
person 2: shiit smells like ass gas
person3: gross

by tehnewmemes October 12, 2017

Ideal gas

A fart which does not smell.

“I really had to fart during that Thermodynamics lecture, but luckily it was an Ideal Gas.”

by EindbaasJohn November 26, 2018

Bow Wave Gas

Flatulence preceding defecation; the natural bodily gaseous emissions that occur prior to a bowel movement, typically potent in aroma. Also known as pre-crap gas. Contrast normal farts that occur to eating such things as cabbage and refried beans.

"I'd been eating a lot of vegetables lately and had to hurry to the bathroom as my bow wave gas was really coming on strong, I knew I'd be prairie dogging next."

by Iam Phautin February 19, 2009

asian gas mask

When a man places his testicles onto the eyes of his partner and then farts into his/her mouth.

Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth open so one night I proceeded to give him an Asian gas mask.

by RockinTheFro February 21, 2007

Belgium Gas Mask

While embarking upon a sixty-nine postion with your partner, you fart in your partner's face.

While John was 69ing his girlfriend, the burrito he ate earlier caused him to fart and give her a Belgium gas mask.

by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007

Scala Gas

To put your ass in someones face and fart

Wow, Dan just gave Ronnie one lethal dosage of Scala Gas.

by Corey J December 9, 2008

LIC GAS

Like I Could Give A Shit

Used when you really don't care about something, or want to seem like you don't.

Person 1: Rick, your ex-girlfriend just killed herself.

Rick: Hah, LIC GAS.

by dbmag9 November 2, 2009