Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.

Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.

by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023

sayas flolf

1. (Obj.) A dance made with your shadows to celebrate commercialized peanuts flavoured exactly as a male phallus.

Sorry, but i'll be doing the sayas flolf today so no, i won't be able to go to the theatre.

by breadeater746 August 24, 2023

Flint Flooder

When you shit so bad it turns the tap water in to brown murky water, similar to the water in Flint MI.

I just made a flint flooder and now I cant wash my hands.

by jamaican bobsled team October 21, 2023

Rudd Flood

The physical reaction a woman may experience at the sight of actor, Paul Rudd.

I saw that new comedy and, let me tell you -- total Rudd flood.

by KD Verb January 20, 2024

Flippety Floo

A brand name that was coined by Matthew Kenneth Gray originally of Santa Cruz County and as of 2003, a resident of Normal, IL. He called a Customs Vans shoe he designed especially for Bill's Wheels of Santa Cruz, CA (a popular skateboarding store) "Flippety Floo shoes" and "an artistic statement" and from there it has potentially become the latest brand synonymous with the Santa Cruz lifestyle. He is currently designing more shoes for his own Flippety Floo brand in partnership with Alive Shoes and he hopefully will be featured in Milan, Italy Fashion Shows. Stay tuned!

"Dude, did you see the new Flippety Floo merch drop? It's INSANE!"

by anonymous March 11, 2024

Sex flood

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces

Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.

by BettyYellowSplash April 2, 2024