on fire

a female who is extremely attractive; beyond hot.
for emphasis, pronounced : "on fi-yeeaarr!"

damn! Joes girlfriend is on fire!!! i wish i could get me some of that!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Fire and Brimstone cult

An ideology existing in both Protestant and Catholic Churches. They are mostly found in fundamentalist groups, such as the Southern baptist, Independent Baptist, Free Grace, Fundamentalist Pentecostals, and Traditionalist Catholic groups. They firmly believe that most of Humanity is doomed to be tortured for all eternity for a finite set of sins. This was never a position held in early Christianity, let alone explisively taught in the bible. It first appeared in Augustinian Theology, and continued well into Thomasinian Theology. This cult has primarily died out in Catholicism, Mainline Protestantism, and most Evangelical Churches. However, it is a large part of Fundamentalist Churches. They feel so confident in defending their doctrine, despite the fact that you could make a better biblical, philosophical or historical case for Annihilationism, or universalism. Their main beliefs are that they should encourage a fear of Hell, than a love for God, that Humanity is inherently evil, and deserving of eternal torment, and that most people will not be saved. They do a good job at twisting any scriptures that clearly point to universalism, or annihilation, and try to twist them to mean everlasting torment. They have some terrible philosophical arguments to support their position. Their favorite defense of their position is a parable which should not be taken literally, and some idea that Jesus spoke more about hell than any subject.

Annihilationist: There is a purpose to destroying sinners, since it would keep evil out of Gods kingdom, but whats the purpose of torturing sinners forever?

Fire and brimstone cult: Purpose is only reserved for time, and hell does not exist in time, so it does not carry a purpose.

Annihilationist: In Genesis, they says if you eat from the tree of knowledge, you shall surely die. In Ezekiel, it says the soul that sins shall die. In psalms, it says that the wicked shall die, and their thoughts shall perish. In Matthew, it says fear not the one who can destroy the body, but destroy the body and soul in Gehenna.

Fire and brimstone cult: Well, thats not what they mean, destroy means separation from God, and death is spiritual death.

by hisholinessrev January 19, 2010

Texas Fireball

A Texas Fireball is where the dude covers his dick in hot sauce and does his girl in the ass.

...while screaming "Yeeeehaaaaw!!!"

Allison walked with a limp the entire week after receiving her first Texas Fireball.

by TexasFirebawl May 23, 2009

Brazilian Fire Dragon

When a guy is getting a blow job and as he's coming in the girl's mouth, he tells her something ridiculous that makes her choke... and cum spew out of her nose.. like fire.

"Oh, god, I'm gonna come"

::Guy is coming::

"By the way, I have AIDS"

::Girl chokes, cum spews::

Thus, the girl becomes a Brazilian Fire Dragon.

by BeyondMyControl January 28, 2010

fire extinguisher

While having sex...get to the point of ejaculation. Quickly pull out and strike a match to light her pubes on fire. Ejaculate on the pubes and extinguish the flame!

The fire extinguisher rewetted me from the fire!

by Firefighter2000 November 30, 2006

Fire Stick

When you pour alcohol or any other burnable liquid on your dick and light it on fire and then a girl proceeds to put out the inferno with her mouth and/or Vagina.

that bitch was insane, she performed the fire stick like a champ

by ander4333424 November 20, 2010

fire monkey

The Monkey is one of the 12-year cycle of animals which appear in the Chinese zodiac related to the Chinese calendar.

There are five types of Monkey personalities, based on what year a person was born in:

2 February 1908 - 21 January 1909: Earth Monkey
20 February 1920 - 7 February 1921: Metal Monkey
6 February 1932 - 25 January 1933: Water Monkey
25 January 1944 - 12 February 1945: Wood Monkey
12 February 1956 - 30 January 1957: Fire Monkey
30 January 1968 - 16 February 1969: Earth Monkey
16 February 1980 - 4 February 1981: Metal Monkey
04 February 1992 - 22 January 1993: Water Monkey
22 January 2004 - 8 February 2005: Wood Monkey
2016 - 2017: Fire Monkey
2028 - 2029: Earth Monkey

Within this list you will find the "Fire Monkey".

The Monkey is the most versatile sign of the Chinese zodiac. Such people are often inventors, plotters, entertainers and the creative geniuses behind anything ingenious, including mischief. They have natural quick-wittedness which enables them to understand what is happening and then make a right decision. Even during a conversation a person born in this year is aware of what is going on around him/her, and then makes a mental note of who said what and stores it away for future reference. In general, with their agile minds and multiple talents, monkey type of people can master any subject. They are reliable and honest people so that any secret is safe in their hands. These people are also honest in their dealings. Monkey people are very good at problem-solving. Wherever you are, whoever you may be, if you've got a problem pick up the phone and dial-a-Monkey. Monkeys know how to listen closely and work out solutions at the same time.

In spite of the fact that these people are trustworthy and unlikely to hurt someone out of spite, they would never let people escape if they have behaved badly or damaged monkey's reputation. Their stamina and determination to achieve their main goals can make these people appear vain or manipulative. It means that monkey type of people should be careful so not to damage their friendships. It is important to remember for this type of people that it would be wiser sometimes not to pursue their goals and simply let things pass.

Monkeys have flexible principles and serene self-confidence so they are completely content; but they usually manage to complicate the lives of others. After yet another plan or project has gone wrong, they are seldom there to help clean up the disorder and confusion that they leave in their wake. Monkeys can handle that too; with their charm and persuasiveness they can make people believe that just knowing them is a privilege!

The Fire Monkey - bossy, lively, creative, motivated by rivalry and sexual.

by Monkeyshines June 11, 2006