Fail Burro

The mexican version of "fail boat" or "fail train."

"Hey, do you hang with Jose?"
"No! he rides the fail burro."

by orang"u"tang February 18, 2009

Fail

Adj. The New Jersey Nets

Look! It's the New Jersey Nets. Fail.

by Gonzo44 April 11, 2010

epic fail

1) a person who fails extremely bad2)a person who got pwned

Oliver: Isn't Shane an Epic Fail?Minwoo: Course.

by hermhermherm March 30, 2009

Epic Fail

A type of failure in World of Warcraft that is impossible, but yet still happens, because the person or persons responsible, are just totally uber suck.

Llaith, a level 80 DK was /gkicked after doing a Guild Achievement run in Kara, he wiped the group on Chess. EPIC FAIL!!!

A group of 2000+ WH rating geared raiders attempted to do Naxx 10, but after 3 wipes before Noth on trash, and 5 wipes on Noth, the group fell apart. EPIC FAIL!!!

by forwardbias August 25, 2009

Failed Abortion

A kid at school who you see and just HAVE to find out what they have. Of course, you can't ask them, because they have no ears: Instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! They can't talk in any human language, either. Also, they point and laugh at walls in a VERY low voice, lower than a man's voice, but it is a girl! Also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. So, you look it up on the web. It's not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. It's a failed abortion!

Mike: "Hey, i-is that a girl?"
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."

by Aricia Azure April 14, 2010

epic fail

See Windows ME, Uwe Boll, Tim

One epic fail is the worst OS ever coded, one epic fail is the worst director to ever film, and the biggest epic fail is the worst person to ever live.

by zsta2k7 March 2, 2008

Fail

Fail is derived from an old video game that was originally made in Japanese and then translated (poorly) into English. When the failure (game over) screen appeared in English, it would say:

"You fail it!"

Fail means to suck, to not succeed, or to be horrible at something.

"You bought a cassette tape? You fail."

"You missed a hit at point blank range? EPIC FAIL!"

by MiketheBrawlfan September 21, 2009